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kazsas · 5 months ago

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weishen v papais

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qian kun pai de menina 🔛🔝

o pai bonitão que fica na saída da creche recebendo olhares de mães e professoras que se perguntam: "será que ele é casado?", "essa neném é filha, irmã ou sobrinha?", "será que é muito atrevimento ir falar com ele?". a resposta chega sem muito esforço quando elas percebem a aliança.

papai extremamente calmo e doce com a filha, a ensina desde pequena que não deve aceitar menos do que merece.

a filha já nasceu com conta bancária e dinheiro o suficiente pra alugar um apartamento e bancar uma faculdade, Kun prefere vender a alma do que deixar a filha sentir vontade de ter algo e não poder ter

adora arrumar o cabelo lisinho e enche-lá de presilhas de flores, se orgulha de ter a filha mais arrumada da creche.

李永钦

pai completamente babão (vide como o ten é com os gatos e a Bella).

chorou no parto e se fez de durão até a hora que viu a placenta e desmaiou.

adora sair com o neném pra caminhar e ver o que tem de novo pela cidade, volta com 200 fotos e vídeos do filho brincando.

se recusa em deixar as suas raízes morrerem e ensinou o bebê desde pequenininho a falar tailandês pra poder se comunicar com os parentes mais facilmente.

escondeu o nascimento do filho dos fãs por medo do hate, afinal é um idol estrangeiro que tem muito a perder. só não esperava que a dispatch vazaria a informação no ano novo o fazendo quase ter um avc no meio da festa da empresa.

昀昀

papai de duas meninas que possuem a personalidade do pai todinha.

adoram assistir os vídeos do pai dançando e o imitar pela casa causando alguns dodóis e tapetes embolados.

as filhas o fazem de gato e sapato e ele ama.

todo mês posta foto das duas no feed e chora quando percebem que elas cresceram tão rápido.

são as protegidas dos neos igual ao pai, adoram pintar as unhas do tio yuta e brincar de casinha com o tio yangyang.

卢卡斯

recebeu a notícia da gravidez por telefone no meio de um ensaio e desmaiou, quando chegou em casa e viu os testes + exames confirmando desmaiou de novo.

passou a gravidez toda rezando para que fosse uma menina e corrigia todo mundo que falasse "seu filho" nana nina não "é filha, a nossa FILHA" "Xuxi mas não tem como sabermos ainda o��" "é uma menina, eu tenho certeza". o maldito tava certo.

ama o fato de Meihua ser uma daddys girl, move mundos e fundos por ela mesmo que isso custe alguns reais a menos na conta e dores de cabeça.

se recusa a deixar a filha ficar 5 metros perto do dormitório do wayv com medo da doença radioativa que deve ter alí.

肖俊

outro pai de menina que venderia a alma por ela.

sempre chora quando vê a sobrinha e filha brincando o que sempre rende umas piadinhas do pai e irmão dizendo que ele é "mole demais".

quando a filha chorava era só ele começar a falar com ela em mandarim que ela parava na hora, dizia que a filha era uma gênia desde recém-nascida.

adora assistir filmes de princesa com ela, obviamente porque a filha quer e não porque ele tá interessado no final de a princesa e o sapo!

ama ver a filha interagindo com os neos, mas sente um ciúme mortal do Ten segurando a princesinha dele.

黃冠亨

não sabe ser pai direito e acaba agindo como se fosse o irmão mais velho da própria filha, você acaba tendo que criar duas crianças.

foi criado por três irmãs mais velhas então sabe como brincar de casinha, pintar unhas, ajudar a arrumar cabelo e lidar com hormônios aflorados (faz tudo isso com um bico quilométrico, mas no fundo sentia saudades).

morre de rir da reação ciumenta da filha quando as amiguinhas da creche dizem que vão se casar com ele, até porque isso é impossível ele é só da mamãe!😡

sofre antecipadamente só de lembrar que ela vai chegar na fase de ir pra festas escondidas da mãe e ele vai ter que encobrir tudo além de levar os amigos dela pra casa.

扬扬

terror da ahjussi que pensam que ele é pai na adolescência e tem que ficar explicando que na verdade tem 24 anos.

morre de ciúmes que o bebê é um mamas boy e agora ele não consegue mais te roubar uns minutinhos pra dar uns beijos.

no primeiro mêsversário do neném imprimiu 50 convites com "cuidado meninas estou ficando rapaz", ele e xuxi acharam o ápice da comédia.

fez um álbum de fotos onde registra cada mini acontecimento da vida do filho: primeira vez comendo fruta, primeira vez tomando banho, conhecendo os neos, primeiro dia dormindo no berço, primeira vez vendo os avôs, primeira vez que viu os gatos.

obcecado em como ele é fruto do amor por você, como assim vocês se amam tanto que criaram um SER HUMANO novo juntos? um BEBÊ que tem o dna dos dois. simplesmente chocado.

oii👋 aqui é a kaz!

FELIZ DIA DOS NAMORADOS!!!!!!!! (atrasado eu sei eu sei)

tô 100% satisfeita com a minha escrita? não, mas oq importa é a intenção🤞

elogios, correções, críticas, adendos, ameaças, etc podem ser postadas nos comentários! muito muito muito obrigada por ter lido até aqui

#pt br #nct x reader #wayv x reader #kun x reader #yangyang x reader #hendery x reader #ten x reader #lucas x reader #xiaojun x reader #winwin x reader

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bulgasari-seo · 5 months ago

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don't get mad, a wayv oneshot (3k)

perfectly normal kun spends a perfectly normal day at his perfectly normal job, only to discover his best friends are Not perfectly normal.

been hanging out in the weishen district of ncity today. enjoy the results :D

"Kun-ge, I have a question for you."

Kun looks up from his lunch: a perfectly normal caesar salad, two perfectly normal mandarins, and a perfectly normal cup of iced green tea. Across from him sits V Entertainment’s newest hire, a young intern named Chenle who just started in his department.

He puts his fork down and leans back, watching Chenle with curiosity. "Sure, what is it?"

Chenle looks around, then leans in close, hand covering his mouth and voice low. "About Ten.. He's kind of, well.. Weird, isn't he?"

Kun squints, clearly judging. "We work in marketing, Chenle. Sooner or later you'll find out that Everyone is kind of weird."

"Really? You don't seem weird at all. Not in the way he is. Have you seen the way he adjusts his hair? Why does he use the back of his hand? It reminds me of my friend's cats."

"I've known him since high school, and he's always done that, Chenle."

Chenle shakes his head. "You don't get it. Have you ever heard the urban legends that some people aren't well.. People?"

"Are you suggesting that Ten is an alien? I get that we all have our own quirks, but really.. I think you've been reading too much sci-fi lately."

Chenle stands up from the table in their break room, throwing his hands up in frustration. "You've been in the corporate world too long, Kun-ge. Sooner or later, you'll see what I'm talking about. I guarantee it."

Kun watches the intern leave, and sighs, finishing his lunch. The rest of the day sweeps him up in the usual fast pace of the Marketing department, and before he knows it, it’s 5:00. It’s Friday, and everyone has already left the office, eager to start their weekend. Kun stretches and packs his things, slinging his backpack over one shoulder and strolling over to Ten’s office.

Ten's office is a mess. Papers are strewn across his desk, some threatening to spill over to the floor. The two chairs in front of his desk are piled high with samples from various printing companies, eager to earn the business of Neo City’s largest music distributor. They��ve all been ignored, of course; it took someone special to earn the attention of the marketing director.

Speaking of which, said director is currently stuck in a Zoom meeting (who schedules a Zoom meeting on a Friday?), fidgeting with a ball of yarn. Kun raises an eyebrow, leaning in the doorway and crossing his arms. It’s another minute of chatter before Ten notices he’s there, and he startles, the ball of yarn flying out of his hands.

“It’s been great, Johnny, but I gotta get out of here, the weekend’s calling. You have a great rest of your day, okay?” Ten waves goodbye and ends the meeting, and his entire demeanor changes from corporate mumbo-jumbo to the best friend he knows and loves. He stands up from his chair, stretching and letting out a deep sigh of relief.

Kun rolls his eyes, leaning forward and picking up the ball of yarn. Chenle’s words echo in his mind, and he tosses the ball in Ten’s direction. If he truly had cat-like reflexes, he’d dodge the ball and jump ten feet in the air.

He smirks at the thought of Ten jumping ten feet in the air. Too funny.

The ball hits him square in the chest, and he startles. “What the hell was that for, Kun?!”

“You’re taking too long. We have to meet up with everyone in,” he checks his watch, “20 minutes.”

“Good thing it’s just down the street, then. Did you get all your projects sorted out?”

“Of course I did, who do you think I am?” Kun turns and waves, heading towards the elevator.

“Hey! Wait for me!”

It’s a short walk from the V Entertainment building, filled with their usual after-work debrief. Yes, there’s enough in the budget, no, the clients haven’t sent over their edits yet, okay, we’ll circle back next week. They stop in front of Lonely Chef Xiao’s hotpot restaurant, and a bell at the front door signals their arrival.

“Wow, no customers today, Xiaojun? Kinda weird, don’t you think?” Ten calls out. The restaurant is empty, its usual hustle and bustle replaced by only the sound of the running fountain at the entrance.

Xiaojun pokes his head out from the kitchen, eyes brightening as soon as he spots Kun and Ten. “You made it! You’re actually early, believe it or not.”

“What? We’re early?” Ten looks at Kun accusingly. “So I could have finished my meeting?!”

“You could’ve, but what, you’d rather spend time with Johnny from the Korean branch instead of your best friends?” Kun folds his arms and stares back, refusing to back down. Ten points at him and hisses, dropping his work bag in a booth and sauntering off to the kitchen.

Kun snickers, dropping his own bag in the same booth and following. He pulls his phone out, attempting to start a video call and grimacing when he sees his double chin in the angle. The dial tone sounds for a few seconds, and then Winwin’s face pops up.

“Kun-ge! How are you?!” Winwin’s voice is bright, a brief respite from the monotony of the corporate lifestyle. Kun smiles widely and flips the camera, pointing at Xiaojun and Ten.

Xiaojun is focused on prepping a meal for them, looking up briefly to wave at the camera. Ten bounces up and down in delight. “Winwin, my beloved! It’s so good to see you! We’re doing great, how’s your shoot going?!”

“We’re filming the final scenes this week and next week. If everything goes well, I should be able to come home soon!”

Winwin flips his own camera, showing off the various filming equipment at the location for his next movie. “I think this one’s gonna be a really good story. You guys have to come to the premier, okay?”

Kun flips the camera again and steps out of the kitchen, Ten following and peeking over his shoulder. “Of course we will. I’ll clear out Ten’s schedule, he has no say in it.”

“No need for that, I’ll do it myself!” Ten laughs. “Don’t forget Winnie, we’re always cheering you on. Call on us if you ever need a pick-me-up, okay?”

“You guys are first on my list.” Winwin looks off-camera and says something. “Okay, I have to go. Enjoy your meal!”

They say their goodbyes, and Kun steps back into the kitchen, washing his hands and watching Xiaojun cook. “What’s on the menu today, Master Chef Xiao?”

“Just got in a new shipment of soondae, so some of that alongside our usual hotpot choices. And Hendery’s usual vegetarian options, too, so if you’re not feeling meaty, there’s more than enough for everyone.” Xiaojun replies, setting his knife down and pushing his sleeves up. “Has Yangyang come down yet? He said he was taking a nap.”

“He hasn’t, but I’m sure he’ll be down soon. Anything ready for the table?”

Xiaojun offers a fanged smile and picks up the knife again, pointing to the dishes on the other side of the counter. Kun avoids the knife and nods, picking up the dishes and bringing them out to their table.

Ten and Yangyang are already seated, chatting idly with each other. Yangyang brightens upon seeing Kun, standing up and rushing to hug him.

“Woah, hold on! Let me put these down, please!” Kun dodges the hug, setting the dishes down and spreading his arms wide. Yangyang tackles him, threatening to tip both of them over. “What’s going on?! You’re never this excited to see me!”

“I’ve had a really rough week, that’s all. This semester is kicking my ass, and a hug from my favorite gege always makes me feel better.” Yangyang buries his face in Kun’s chest, and he laughs, patting the college student’s head.

“You can make it through this, I know you can.” Kun reassures him. “And once you’re done, you can intern with me and Ten at V Entertainment.”

“What, really?!”

“Of course!” Ten claps. “Why wouldn’t we? You’d be a great asset for our team. There’s a lot for you to learn from our department.”

“Out of the way, hotpot coming through!” Xiaojun shoves his way in between Kun and Yangyang, pushing a cart full of fresh foods. Everyone takes a seat, mouths watering as they watch Xiaojun set up their broths, laying the various ingredients along the table with precision.

“I’ve outdone myself this time, for sure.” Satisfied with the spread, he takes a step back, taking a swig from his bottle and wiping a red liquid from his mouth with pride. “I hope you all love it.”

“How could I not love something made by the best chef in all of Neo City?”

All four heads turn to the entrance of the restaurant, immediately recognizing the voice. A glimmer of a gold medal rests on his chest, and Hendery steps forward, a big goofy grin dancing on his lips.

“Our Olympic Gold Medalist has returned!!” Yangyang bolts over, tackling him with a hug. Hendery laughs, catching him mid-air and swinging him around.

“Welcome home Hendery! How was the flight?” Kun asks, greeting him warmly and pulling out a chair.

“More important than that, how was Paris?!” Ten marvels. “I haven’t been in so long. Kun, we should go soon.”

Hendery takes turns hugging everyone around the table, then sits next to Kun. “It was magical, just like everyone says. The food was good, but even so, I missed JunJun’s cooking dearly.”

Xiaojun smiles to himself, dumping ingredients into the hotpot and waiting for them to cook. “Flattery will get you nowhere, you know.”

“It’s okay, I have nowhere else to go.” Hendery laughs, taking a carrot from one of the plates and chomping on it. “More importantly, thank you for putting this together. I missed all of you more than you’d ever imagine.”

“I don’t have to imagine! At least Kun and Ten get to see each other every day. I have to sit in classes all day, by myself. It sucks!” Yangyang pouts, and Ten chuckles, patting him on the head.

The five descend into a lively conversation over their hotpot, sharing stories of the fun things that have happened in their lives. Kun stays quiet, reminiscing on the last ten years of their friendship.

Once he, Ten, and Winwin graduated high school, they ended up dorming together at UNCT. Winwin’s acting career took off in their junior year, and he was able to move out. Who would’ve known that they’d become such close friends with their next-door neighbors, Xiaojun and Hendery? The four ended up informally adopting Yangyang, who became a regular at Xiaojun’s restaurant from the opening day. Through the ups and downs of the last decade, they had stuck together, and there was no sign of it stopping.

The conversation reaches a natural lull as everyone focuses on their food, and Chenle’s words echo in Kun’s mind once again. He peers at his friends, watching their mannerisms.

Sure, it was kind of weird how he only really saw Xiaojun at night, but as they became working adults, there really was no time to meet but at night. And sure, it was kind of weird how his favorite food was soondae, and his favorite drink was Bloody Mary’s, and how he had fangs, but.. Yangyang has fangs, too.

Hendery seemed like a pretty normal guy too, even if it was a little unnatural just how good he is at archery. It was admirable just how much strength he had for a guy who ate exclusively raw vegetables, but Kun was far from athletic, so he’d never be able to understand the lifestyle. Yangyang was also athletic, and occasionally went on vegetarian diets, so who was he to judge?

And then there was the matter of Ten, his best friend above all. He worked hard, but he also rested very, very hard. On most weekends, Kun wouldn’t see Ten until late in the afternoon, and he could often hear him awake late at night, either chatting away with Yangyang, or, well, working.

Kun also found it a little odd that the only type of cooking Ten would ever join in on was when he baked bread; he seemed to really enjoy kneading the dough for some reason. Yangyang would often come over on those days, and it would get to the point where he’d have to kick both of them out for over-kneading his dough.

So yes, in conclusion, all of his friends were a little weird, but surely it wasn’t in a supernatural way, right? Maybe he should call Winwin later and get his thoughts on the matter. Then again, Winwin had been away filming this movie for well over six months at this point, so he wouldn’t have the best memory of their behaviors.

“Kun-ge, is everything okay? You’ve been quiet for a while now.” Hendery waves a hand in his face, tilting his head in concern. Kun blinks a few times, refocusing.

Four pairs of eyes stare at him curiously, and he waves them off. “It’s nothing. One of the interns told me something earlier today, and it’s been floating around in my head. That’s all.”

“Really? What did they say?”

“Some urban legend about people not being people, that’s all. I didn’t look into it.” Kun shrugs, scooping some vegetables out of the broth and into his bowl. “I told him everyone’s a little weird, and it’s normal.”

Xiaojun stiffens, swapping his usual bottle for a cup of water. He laughs nervously. “Yeah, that’s right. Being weird is just a human thing, isn’t it?”

“It is.” Ten hums in agreement, checking his phone. “Oh my god. When did it get so late? I have to get home!”

“Why, because it’s the full moon? What, are you a werewolf?” Kun snorts.

“Obviously not, dummy!” Ten hisses at him, and turns to Xiaojun. “It might be too late, can I spend the night?”

“Of course, our guest room’s always open for you. Although, Yangyang might have left the bed a mess. He tends to do that when he naps.”

“Uhh, yeah. Sorry about that!” Yangyang laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

Ten stands, wishing everyone a good night and turning to leave. Kun raises an eyebrow, also standing and grabbing his arm. “Hold on. Why are you acting weird? Are you sick?”

“Kun, really, it’s fine. Go help Xiaojun with the dishes, I’m fine.” Ten’s eyes dart to the clock on the wall, dangerously close to midnight.

Xiaojun and Hendery don’t say a word, standing to clean the dishes from the table. Yangyang watches nervously as Kun’s patience thins.

“No, something is clearly not fine. Just tell me. Why are you acting like this?” Kun gestures to all of them. “Why are all of you suddenly acting like this? Are you hiding something from me?”

“Kun, please. Let go of me.”

“We’ve been friends for nearly a decade at this point. I thought there were no secrets between us? You’ve literally seen me naked, Ten. We’ve all seen each other naked.”

“Why are you bringing that up now?! That’s so weird! You’re the one being weird!” Yangyang exclaims, pointing.

Kun shoots him a look. “You mean to tell me him running away isn’t weird?”

“Kun. Just let go.” Ten’s eyes are desperate, pleading.

“No, I’m not letting go! Tell me what’s going on, now!” Kun’s angry, switching their positions so he’s blocking the front door.

The clock strikes midnight, and somewhere in the distance, they hear the bells ringing through Neo City.

“Well, shit. It’s too late now.”

A large cloud of dust erupts, and Kun shuts his eyes, coughing. He feels something jump at him, and when the dust clears, a black cat rests in his arms, curling its tail around his face.

“What the hell?!” he yells, dropping the cat. Yangyang dives forward and catches him, pointing at Kun in an accusatory manner.

“How dare you almost drop Ten-ge! What if he got hurt?!”

“That’s-” Kun points incredulously, “That’s Ten?! What?!”

The cat – Ten – hisses, swatting at him with an extended paw. Yangyang coos at him, scratching him behind the ears just the way he likes it.

“He’s not a werewolf, gege,” Yangyang says softly, “but a were-cat.”

Kun drags his hands across his face. “You expect me to believe..”

He turns on his heel and slams open the door to the kitchen, shrieking at the sight. Xiaojun’s fangs are deep in Hendery’s wrist, and he has a wild look in his red eyes. Hendery yelps, pulling his arm away from Xiaojun and immediately covering it with a towel.

“What are you doing!? I have to fix it, hold on!” Xiaojun snaps out of it, his eyes returning to their normal color. He grabs Hendery’s wrist and licks it once, and the bite marks disappear.

“What the hell is happening in here?!” Kun runs his hands through his hair, exasperated. “Xiaojun, are you a vampire?! Have you been a vampire this whole time?!”

Xiaojun’s face is bright red from embarrassment. “I, um.. Uh..”

Kun’s lost his marbles at this point. “Let me guess, Hendery, you’re some sort of supernatural creature too? What are you, a horse? Is that why you eat so many carrots?”

Hendery scratches his head. “Umm, not exactly.. I’m a centaur.”

Yangyang bursts into the kitchen, holding Cat-Ten. Kun brings both hands to his face, sighing.

“What’s next? Is Yangyang a mermaid or something?”

“What? No, mermaids aren’t real. I’m human.”

“Oh, for the love of-” Kun sighs. “You mean to tell me you’re the most normal person here out of all of you?”

Hendery looks to the ground, ashamed. “This is why we didn’t tell you, Kun-ge. We all knew you’d react like this.”

Kun realizes they’re all deeply hurt by his words, and he pauses. His voice softens. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it in the way that I’m startled by your true selves, but more so that I’m hurt you felt you had to hide it from me.”

He scoops Cat-Ten out of Yangyang’s arms, scratching his head. “I know I can be a little stern at times, but I’ve never thought there was something bad about being different. I mean, up until today, I had never even considered supernatural creatures to be something that even exists in this world.”

Cat-Ten purrs, leaning into his touch. Yangyang raises an eyebrow, folding his arms. “You mean to tell me that you’ve known us for this long, and never suspected a thing? Not once? I caught it as soon as I moved across the hall from you guys in my freshman year.”

“I- Listen, Yangyang-”

“No, it’s true. He’s always been so focused on his studies, and his work, there was no way he would notice.” Cat-Ten says. Kun startles, looking down when he paws at his face. “I just had to go next door every full moon and spend the night with Xiaojun and Hendery.”

“Speaking of which, Hendery, where are your.. Y’know... the rest of your legs?” Kun makes a vague gesture with his free hand.

“Oh, uh.. Magic pants.” Hendery grins. “There’s a store nearby that specializes in enchanted goods. The owner is a faerie, and he takes really good care of us.”

Kun pauses. “TYONGYA? THE CLOTHING STORE? What the hell, Taeyong was in one of my classes back in college!”

There’s a moment of silence, and then all of them burst into laughter at the sheer absurdity of the situation. Ten hops out of Kun’s arms, rubbing himself against Xiaojun’s legs.

“One more thing.” Cat-Ten says. “I should warn you, Winwin’s actually an angel.”

“Oh, I already knew that.”

“No, that’s not what I mean. He’s literally an angel. Sent by God Jisung Park himself.”

“Sent by who?!”

“Hey, Kun, don’t get mad!”

#fic #wayv #nct #qian kun #kun #ten #ten lee #xiaojun #xiao dejun #hendery #wong kunhang #yangyang #liu yangyang #winwin #dong sicheng

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